{"product_id":"the-old-timer","title":"The Old Timer","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Old Timer — Unscented\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe was running calls before half the crew was old enough to drive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Old Timer has seen things you people wouldn’t believe—and he’ll tell you about every damn one of them whether you asked or not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe doesn’t need GPS because “I know this city.” He doesn’t trust the new equipment because “the old stuff worked just fine.” And whatever problem you're dealing with today? Don't worry. He dealt with something ten times worse in 1997 with half the equipment and somehow survived.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one is unscented, because after enough years of diesel fumes, gas-station coffee, nursing homes, and things that should never have a smell but somehow do... you’ve earned a break.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandcrafted with our beef tallow-based recipe for a rich, satisfying lather without any added fragrance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe’s not retiring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe’s just waiting for management to finally realize he was right.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Smooth Operator Soap Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50953651945724,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0773\/3664\/1788\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_818d7f26-d613-4187-9b32-be7fc3c04dbf.png?v=1786250593","url":"https:\/\/smoothoperatorsoap.myshopify.com\/products\/the-old-timer","provider":"Smooth Operator Soap Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}