Lift Assist (Cedarwood and Charcoal)

Lift Assist — Cedarwood

Some people joined EMS to save lives.

Lift Assist joined because apparently nobody else at the station knows how to deadlift.

When dispatch says “patient needs assistance getting up,” everyone already knows who’s getting volunteered. Stairs? No problem. Third floor with no elevator? Of course. Patient says “I’m not that heavy”? That’s when Lift Assist starts stretching.

Scented with bold, rugged cedarwood essential oil, this bar smells about as strong as the back you’re going to need after a few years on the job.

Handcrafted with our beef tallow-based recipe for a rich, satisfying lather that'll wash away the sweat, grime, and questionable life choices that convinced you “I can get this end by myself.”

Remember your training:

Squat. Lift. Pivot. Repeat.

And when somebody asks if you need another set of hands?

Absolutely not.

You’ve already made eye contact with the Probie.