The Probie

The Probie — Orange

Every seasoned medic started somewhere.

Unfortunately, The Probie is currently somewhere between “I’ve got this” and “Oh shit, I absolutely do not have this.”

Fueled by enthusiasm, adrenaline, and an impressive ability to somehow be standing exactly where everyone needs to walk, The Probie is ready for anything—as long as somebody tells them what “anything” is.

Scented with bright, fresh orange essential oil, this bar is energetic, clean, and optimistic. Basically everything The Probie was before their first month on the job.

Handcrafted with our beef tallow-based recipe for a rich, satisfying lather that'll wash away the sweat, grime, and whatever questionable substance they were just told not to touch without gloves.

Give them time. Give them training. And for the love of God, don't let them drive yet.